Queston: To Let It Rip? Or Not To Let It Rip?

When is it Ok to break wind ? and when is it not ? 

While @ work: 

Fortunately I work at a breakfast place ( U.B.P.H. hottest stacks on the East Coast). The beauty of working in a restaurant, is that you're always moving. If someone calls you out on it, you have a plethora of options. You can A. give that person an " Are you kidding me" face and say "Not Me Man !!!!" B. Point your thumb at the closest customer near you, and say they did it. C. If there's no customers, than blame it on the mexican dishwashers D. Admit to It, and say yea I haven't taken a shit in 3 days.

Answer : Let It Rip !!!

When laying in bed with the opposite sex: 

This is the best tool, that let's you know how much u like that person. U'll hold it in if they're a keeper. But your boy D-Nutz, has yet to offer such a charitable service to his nuggets. And if the other person in bed happens to Let's It Rip, than you my friend are going to have to make a game time decision. Analyze the whole situation. Was it too loud ? Was it not loud enough? Does the smell make you wanna tell them, " you need to clean dat ass !!! " ?

Answer: Let It Rip !!! (The truth is in the whisper of the wind)

While In Class:

Everyone has done it. I remember saving my best air for certain classes @ Wildwood Catholic. I did so, for a number of reasons. One in specific was Junior year's, Mrs. Adams Spanish 3. 

(Instead of learning spanish, I learned how to get confused. You're only required to take 2 years of a foreign language. I wanted an extra year of gym, but our guidence counselor Brother Bob knew I hated spanish and Mrs. Adams. So he fucked me anyway( no homo). She was my homeroom teacher frosh. and soph. years, we hated eachother, she always called me Mike, she sent me to the principals office(I went to the art room or gym instead) every time I told her I had no intentions of learning on how to speak Mexican.)

Me and my buddys(who I will not name) always sat in the back and annoyed her, withour  immature antics,  including battle farts( most of the time fake farts, but there was a fair share of the authentic guys in the mix). It was awesome and I learned more about the art of gas than I  ever did with 3 years of spanish under my belt.

p.s. when asleep in a class. It's fair game. You have no control over, what comes out of your ass at that point.

Answer: Let It Rip !!!

When making a first impression: 

First date, dinner with someone's parents, etc. First Impressions are everything. And cleansing your system in that situation is unnecessary and uncalled for.

 Answer: Do Not Let It Rip !!!

Ofcourse you have the final say on what to do, but consider these circumstance.