Most Risky:
...... I'd definitely throw her the " D " in this pic.
......I'd throw her war paint, a buffalo, and a tomahawk, in this one.
Cassie wins this award, because this is what you do to a poodle, who just took a shit on your fresh pair of white nikes.
Best Perm:
The unmistakable Ronaldinho, as Fifa 2010 video game announcers would say. Since he's not going to be on Brazil's Roster for the 2010 World Cup, your boy D-Nutz had to give a shout out to 'dinho, and show some love on his signature hair.
Chicago Bulls center Joakim Noah. Majority of the nation dislikes him, because he always stands out wherever he is, on and off the court. Much thanks, to the fact that he's 6'11 and his shaggy hair is something that you can't miss. Like I always say, " People are always afraid of what's different, I like to call them haters ".
Best Rat Tail :
Seahawks WR T.J. Houshmanzadeh. Not to many people can pull off the rat tail, and succeed. Job well done, T.J. , Job well done. For anyone who can't pronounce his last name, this should help....
I Give-Up Award:
Britney Spears. She had kids that we all know she didn't want to have, with a random dude that she decided to marry. All to just to make her feel better about herself. Once she figured out, all that wasn't making her happy, she decided to G.I. Jane her head ,and Marry Poppin's the shit out of one the paparazzi's SUV.
Best Mullet:
Jaromir Jagr's early years with the Pittsburg Penguins. In order for hockey to get back to where it once was, more players need to bring back the mullet. There's no better way to get fans back in the game, than showing that you're ready to party on and off the ice. Rock Star Status.
Best Blowout:
Michael Cera. With help from DJ Pauly D, this "Blows Out" any guido contender. The originality is a level above, and can't be imitated.
One Hit Wonder:
2008 Ray Hawk. In 2008 it was pretty cool to be a Tampa Bay Rays fan, because they made the World Series for the first time. And there was no better way to prove your fair-weather fan-hood , than getting a mohawk, and calling it a Ray Hawk. One year later the Rays and their fans are back to being a non-factor is the sports world and in life.
Most Creative:
2002's Brazilian Forward Ronaldo. I remember betting that the Vikings would beat the Eagles in the 2004 playoffs. And if I lost, I'd have to get this haircut, and keep it until the Eagles were eliminated. Well the birds got to the super bowl, and I had that haircut for 4 weeks. And I'm letting you buthead's know right now, YOUR BOY D-NUTZ, IS BRINGING THIS SHIT BACK TO LIFE, FOR THE WORLD CUP THIS SUMMER !!!
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