The D-Nutz Male Baller Guidebook to what I call Big City Bright Lights:
Dress and Look Like A Grown Ass Man...........NO FOOTBALL JERSEY'S !!!!
Shower & Change in the room. Don't be in your outfit once you hit the road and make your way to the playground, otherwise your swag ain't fresh, and the nugget's will know that your a half ass baller.
Check your morals on the expressway. (trust me, the lady's checked theirs on the parkway)
You don't always have to use your real name. (go with Adam Clark, in case ur dealing with a stalker, ur facebook profile is already taken care of)
The older the better, the younger the better.......( see below)
Make sure she's 18 dip shit !!!
Make sure your smell (cologne) game is on point. If you want nuggets to get whiplash, from turning around like big baby did with this chick, than go with Polo Black, any of the BVGARI's, or Jean-Paul Gaultier.
Always remember your fake name !!! And make sure at least 2 of your boys know it before you start your night.
Don't believe your own bullshit that your dishing out to these chicks......(i don't care how brilliant it is)
Dance Your Face Off !!! This is going out to all the wallflowers that are reading. You're in A.C. you will never see these people again, and chicks love to grind !!!!
Start with the hottest chick in the bar, than work your way down.
Know your limit when it comes to drinking. Women are not impressed by how many malibu bay breeze's you can throw back.
Your Audi R8 is always in the shop...
When one of your boys gets to wasted and fucks out, you fuck out. No man is an island.
When a hot chick is at your black jack table always hit on 18. You may lose, but at least she and everyone knows you can afford to lose and that you live on the edge.
I don't know how or why. But girls love a man in uniform, so use the old I'm deploying next week to train foreign soldiers in afghanistan. line.
Who cares if she has a boyfriend. If he's not around, you're her boyfriend.
And lastly, don't look for opportunities, make them.
The D-Nutz Male Baller Guidebook to what I call Big City Bright Lights:
