" this isn't a cigar"
After the Canadian Women's Hockey Team won the gold medal over Team USA in a boring 2-0 defeat, they celebrated like any other professional sports team would've. By Popp'n Bottles, Light'n Up Stoggies, and throwing back Brewski's. And unfortunately, they are now getting crucified for Makin Top Shelf Moves on the ice.
FUCK THAT NOISE !!! The Olympics are the Pinnacle of Women's Hockey (or any other Women's sport for that matter), they don't have a professional league that ESPN covers. They only have the Olympics Games, and god bless them if they want to pop Moet and Molson on their home ice in front of their own country,because they know that the next opportunity to do so is in another 4 years. Don't get me wrong I hate Canada, and I put women's hockey a level above, rugby and curling (these 2 sports don't require talent or athleticism, just a sport for people to feel like their athletes, when they're really not. And it's also for people who couldn't hack it in a real sport like soccer, basketball,football,baseball, etc. you know, the sports that Jesus Christ would pay to attend) but that's not saying much.
Bottomline, Hop Off Their Pads (hockey) and Let the Hairy legged Syrup Smuggling Nuggets Live !!!
MERK HARD !!!
Marie-Philip Poulin 18 years old, who scored both goals in the 2-0 victory, while this doesn't look like her first Molson, she is getting shit for drinking underage . I had my first beer when I was 15 years old (big ups to Wildwood catholic soccer team), everyone drinks under age, so don't give her shit because she has an actual reason to get shwasted. And if you didn't drink underage, I'll be the first to tell you, you're a LOSER AND YOU'VE FAILED AS A CITIZEN TO THIS SOCIETY.
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