Highs: 2002 World Cup Champion Brazil and the Emergence of Ronaldihno
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Ronaldinho's coming out party vs England
Soccer or Futbol as they would say across the pond, is my first love. And in 2002, I remember waking up for 2:30 am games just to watch the Brazilian National team toy, humiliate, and conquer their opposition. This was a team that lost their captain Emerson 2 days before the world cup, so the greatness of this squad will never be known. Among other stories, the resurgance of Ronaldo aka el phenomenon took flight, and more important this team showcased the next Brazilian Super-star in Ronaldinho.
2004 & 2007 Boston Red Sox World Series Champions - Curse of the Bambino Reversed
In high school i rarely ever drank, but the proclaimed " Idiots" that the media called the 2004 Boston Red Sox changed the way I live my life today. Finally a winner !!! Beating the Hated Rival Yankees, after being down 3-0 in the series and winning the A.L. pennant in the house that Ruth built, was great, but wasn't enough. I wanted to be numero uno, and these " Idiots" made it happen, which transformed me into the alcoholic that I am today. Thanks to them I smoked my first victory cigar, was introduced to tears of joy i never new i had, found out champagne wasn't made to be beer bonged, and I now believe in God (not that I needed proof or anything, but it didn't hurt).
After 2 years removed from their first world series title in 86 years, The Sox did it again. They won their 7th World Series Title with a fresh crop of home grown talent. Giving the state of the franchise a bright future. I know I was suppose to act like I've been there before, but given the sox history,these things don't come around so often. So I made out with a woman, I had no buisness making out with (a mommy while her husband went to the bathroom). SHOOOOOOTAAAAHHHHH !!!! Pulled off dance moves, that are now illegal in 32 states. I couldn't be touched.
2008 NBA Champion Boston Celtics ............CERTIFIED !!!
A season after tanking games to get the first pick of the draft, than have it all backfire on you by earning the 5th pick. Danny Ainge put together one of the greatest Celtics Teams ever, in bringing home the franchises record 17th NBA Title. This team had swag, tattoos, and a killer mentality. That year, they knew they were better than you, and they knew that you knew that. I swear i must've lost 15 ponds being on a liquid diet for 3 weeks. The embarrasment of riches that went my favorite teams way, was outright unbelievable.
Lows:
2003 New York Yankees
AARON FUCKING BOONE.............nuff said
2008 Philadelphia Phillies
Never did Da Great White Hype and I, ever thought we'd live to see the day. We agreed that night when Lidge got the final out, it was the worst night of our lives. I had to weather the storm, so I rained in on their victory parade with my David Ortiz Jersey shirt and Boss'd the shit out of Broad street. Got Boo'd by everyone at the train station. Was it worth it? i answer that, with a question of my own. Have they won a Championship since ?..............................Exactly, And On We Go.
Turning 21:
i knew i fuckd up bigtime, when I couldn't feel the right side of my face
see...
I thought turning 21 was going to be Memorable, Legendary, and Epic. No Way Man. My cousins took me to the Beach House in N. Wildwood (may it rest in peace) And they succeeded on the task of putting me on bed rest for 3 days, turned out being 5. They got me so wasted i didn't even have the motivation to breathe. Shots to stay away from in life: Liquid Cocaine and Mind Erasers. If you want a glimpse of the devils asshole, take 3 liquid cocaine's and chase it down with 2 mind erasers, mixed all that with beer, and an empty stomach.
Eagles Getting T.O. :
Now that it's safe to say because they didn't win the super bowl, JESUS H. CHRIST was that offense potent !!! I dreaded the day my favorite player went to the eagles going into his prime years. Every time he scored a TD for the birds, I wanted to rip my eyes out, so i wouldn't have to see his talent get wasted while daunting eagle green. Luckily the Eagles front office didn't forget to where their yamaka's, when they refused to give arguably the best player not only on the team but in the league, the money he deserved.
And than some:
49ers stealing WR Michael Crabtree with the 10th pick overall:
D.G.W.H. and everyone else i texted can lobby that i called it, and the 9ers future is looking brighter than the reflection light that springs off of Rihanna's forehead.
Raging @ Kelly Clarkson in A.C............( no homo)
Didn't know I was going til the day of. Was ready to rage when " since you've been gone" was going to drop, cause it was the only song I knew. Turned out I knew more than half the songs she played( Big Ups to my mom, for having a sensible taste in music). Ofcourse I was under the influence, and I'm always a great time, but It was one of those unexpected great times. And So It Made the list.
Work Days @ U.B.P.H.
There's no better place to work. This is a place where my immaturity potential has been taken to the highest levels.
Bucknell Shocks The World:
who would've thought Big Mike + Big Dance = Big Things.
