TOO EASY !!!!!!
David vs. Goliath. The Situation vs. keeping a shirt on. Tipping vs. The Jews.
Last night was Biblical !!! We had no business, winning or even competing against the Syrup Smuggling Border Jumpers. The Canucks we're heavily favored to beat Team USA last night, and win the gold medal in Mens hockey. And last night, the Yank's embarrassed the Canadians in their own back yard, in front of their whole country, as the yanks demonstrated blue-collar gold medal hockey at it's best, by beating them 5-3.
PS.: I don't care what you say, after last nights performance, the Mexican Ice hockey team would give Canada's defense nightmares.
Great quotes from last nite:
D-Nutz: Do you believe in miracles??? Well if not, ones about to happen on ice before midnight.
The Operation: Patrick Kane is like Usain Bolt On Skates
D-Nutz: If the god of hockey is from Canada, Than the Jesus of hockey is American, wherein number 88........ And Goalie Ryan Miller is Moses.
D-Nutz: (after Goalie Ryan Miller gives up his 3rd goal) FUCKING BARABAS !!!
Wikipedia: Brian Christopher " Canadian Raper" Rafalski
Young Herz: USA. Where Hockey Was Born.
Da Great White Hype:
" the market should close 2morrow if USA beats Canada, just sayin.... "
" miller time > hammer time "
" Before Ryan Miller Leaves the locker room to go out on the ice, he brushes his teeth with a bottle of Jack"
" Canada's "D" is looser than Nina Sky's P*ssy's "
" If we're ever going to invade Canada, nows the time. Their spirits are crushed, and our biathlon team is armed and in place "
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