After the Canadian Women's Hockey Team won the gold medal over Team USA in a boring 2-0 defeat, they celebrated like any other professional sports team would've. By Popp'n Bottles, Light'n Up Stoggies, and throwing back Brewski's. And unfortunately, they are now getting crucified for Makin Top Shelf Moves on the ice.
FUCK THAT NOISE !!! The Olympics are the Pinnacle of Women's Hockey (or any other Women's sport for that matter), they don't have a professional league that ESPN covers. They only have the Olympics Games, and god bless them if they want to pop Moet and Molson on their home ice in front of their own country,because they know that the next opportunity to do so is in another 4 years. Don't get me wrong I hate Canada, and I put women's hockey a level above, rugby and curling (these 2 sports don't require talent or athleticism, just a sport for people to feel like their athletes, when they're really not. And it's also for people who couldn't hack it in a real sport like soccer, basketball,football,baseball, etc. you know, the sports that Jesus Christ would pay to attend) but that's not saying much.
Bottomline, Hop Off Their Pads (hockey) and Let the Hairy legged Syrup Smuggling Nuggets Live !!!
MERK HARD !!!
Marie-Philip Poulin 18 years old, who scored both goals in the 2-0 victory, while this doesn't look like her first Molson, she is getting shit for drinking underage . I had my first beer when I was 15 years old (big ups to Wildwood catholic soccer team), everyone drinks under age, so don't give her shit because she has an actual reason to get shwasted. And if you didn't drink underage, I'll be the first to tell you, you're a LOSER AND YOU'VE FAILED AS A CITIZEN TO THIS SOCIETY.
The noise the chick makes when she eats shit after falling of that stage, is what i want as my ring tone.
Magic Man of the week:
WR Hakeem Nicks, shows a nugget how he keeps his hand eyed coordnation on point during the offseason.
ps: that chick definitely, got the " D" later that night from the Magic Man.
Victory Of The Week:
Sunday night's Epic Victory, as Team USA owned not only Canada's Hockey team, but the rights to inventing the game of hockey.
UH-OH Of The Week:
I thought every Canadian learned how to skate as soon as the doctor cut the cord ???
Story of the Week:
A 25-year old, 530 lb. woman gave birth to her first child..... FUCK THAT NOISE !!!
WTF ??? OF THE WEEK:
Early front runner to be Lady Gaga's Next outfit for 2011 Grammys....
Bitch Of The Week:
This kid deserves to get his ass kicked, not because he beat the shit out of that piece of shit pick up. But because he acted like a spoiled little bitch and worried about what his friends at school would've thought of him.
David vs. Goliath. The Situation vs. keeping a shirt on. Tipping vs. The Jews.
Last night was Biblical !!! We had no business, winning or even competing against the Syrup Smuggling Border Jumpers. The Canucks we're heavily favored to beat Team USA last night, and win the gold medal in Mens hockey. And last night, the Yank's embarrassed the Canadians in their own back yard, in front of their whole country, as the yanks demonstrated blue-collar gold medal hockey at it's best, by beating them 5-3.
PS.: I don't care what you say, after last nights performance, the Mexican Ice hockey team would give Canada's defense nightmares.
Great quotes from last nite:
D-Nutz: Do you believe in miracles??? Well if not, ones about to happen on ice before midnight.
The Operation: Patrick Kane is like Usain Bolt On Skates
D-Nutz: If the god of hockey is from Canada, Than the Jesus of hockey is American, wherein number 88........ And Goalie Ryan Miller is Moses.
D-Nutz: (after Goalie Ryan Miller gives up his 3rd goal) FUCKING BARABAS !!!
D-Nutz: yo Ray Ray. Big ups for the ring in '08, but it's time to move on, and take your jumpshot elsewhere.
Ray: My dude d-nutz. I know I've been pulling some justin bieber(kiddy) shit this season. But I'mma be on my shit for the rest of the season. Remember I am Jesus.
D-Nutz: No bullshit, I got Monta Ellis ready to hop on a G4 to drop buckets for us. And he's 12 million dollars cheaper.
Ray: How you gonna trade me for a dude named Monta ??? I'd rather you trade me for Earl Boynkins.
D-Nutz: This is what I'm going to do. I'll give you this 4 game west coast trip coming up, to show me you can still make moves. If not, I'm trading you for a 24 pack of Pokemon cards.
Ray: That's Cold.....
.......4 games later, he's giving N*ggas the buisness.
Ray Allen has to be reading what I'm writing. Because, there is no other explanation for how "WET "(no homo) he is right now. Over the last 3 games, he's put up 24 pts @ LAL, 21 pts @ Port. both in wins and 25 pts @ Denver in a loss. Either my words of encouragement gave him the adreneline shot he's going to need for the rest of the season, or he went back to Coney Island during the All-Star break, and found his jumpshot against his dad in a 1 on 1 game.
More importantly, the Celtics are playing with life right now. Winning 3 of 4 on a west coast swing, as they're playing their best ball of 2010. And as long as this team stays healthy going into the playoffs, this team should go 7 games in the Eastern Conf. Finals(no matter who they play). Any further, would exceed my expectations.
...... I'd definitely throw her the " D " in this pic.
......I'd throw her war paint, a buffalo, and a tomahawk, in this one.
Cassie wins this award, because this is what you do to a poodle, who just took a shit on your fresh pair of white nikes.
Best Perm:
The unmistakable Ronaldinho, as Fifa 2010 video game announcers would say. Since he's not going to be on Brazil's Roster for the 2010 World Cup, your boy D-Nutz had to give a shout out to 'dinho, and show some love on his signature hair.
Best PonyTail:
Chicago Bulls center Joakim Noah. Majority of the nation dislikes him, because he always stands out wherever he is, on and off the court. Much thanks, to the fact that he's 6'11 and his shaggy hair is something that you can't miss. Like I always say, " People are always afraid of what's different, I like to call them haters ".
Best Rat Tail :
Seahawks WR T.J. Houshmanzadeh. Not to many people can pull off the rat tail, and succeed. Job well done, T.J. , Job well done. For anyone who can't pronounce his last name, this should help....
I Give-Up Award:
Britney Spears. She had kids that we all know she didn't want to have, with a random dude that she decided to marry. All to just to make her feel better about herself. Once she figured out, all that wasn't making her happy, she decided to G.I. Jane her head ,and Marry Poppin's the shit out of one the paparazzi's SUV.
Best Mullet:
Jaromir Jagr's early years with the Pittsburg Penguins. In order for hockey to get back to where it once was, more players need to bring back the mullet. There's no better way to get fans back in the game, than showing that you're ready to party on and off the ice. Rock Star Status.
Best Blowout:
Michael Cera. With help from DJ Pauly D, this "Blows Out" any guido contender. The originality is a level above, and can't be imitated.
One Hit Wonder:
2008 Ray Hawk. In 2008 it was pretty cool to be a Tampa Bay Rays fan, because they made the World Series for the first time. And there was no better way to prove your fair-weather fan-hood , than getting a mohawk, and calling it a Ray Hawk. One year later the Rays and their fans are back to being a non-factor is the sports world and in life.
Most Creative:
2002's Brazilian Forward Ronaldo. I remember betting that the Vikings would beat the Eagles in the 2004 playoffs. And if I lost, I'd have to get this haircut, and keep it until the Eagles were eliminated. Well the birds got to the super bowl, and I had that haircut for 4 weeks. And I'm letting you buthead's know right now, YOUR BOY D-NUTZ, IS BRINGING THIS SHIT BACK TO LIFE, FOR THE WORLD CUP THIS SUMMER !!!
This week's N.O.W Gem is British Pop-Star, Cheryl Cole. This girl is a PRIZE !!! She covers all my weaknesses in a woman. Brunette, Tattoos in obscure places, good teeth, and a british accent. Was watching the Brit Awards last night, (big ups to Direct TV) and she performed. I was like wow, bad dance moves and you're lip syncing. But it's ok, the fact that your drop dead gorgeous, outweighs your performance. Which is why she's Lets Make Moves Enterprises, first ever spokes model.
.....move over Vicky, It's Cheryl's turn to start her decade of dominace as the hottest footballers wife.
Married to Chelsea Footballer Ashley Cole, who keeps getting his hand caught in the cookie jar, when the media always catches him with other women. Poor old Cheryl keeps taking his trifling ass back every time. I'm not goin to knock Ashley's hustle, a person is only as faithful, as their options. But these chicks that he's cheating with, better be letsmakemoves.blogspot.com's previous Nuggets Of the Week in Lea Michele and J-Love.
Besides the whole Kid Cudi Album, here's a bunch that you should be bump'n.
Lee Cabrera - Watch You
Your boy first heard this song while sitting pool side at the MGM Grand in Sin City. While Fefe feared the water, Big Mike made his presence felt with dance moves that shined brighter than the celebrity stars that were around us at the pool, in Sugar Shane Mosely and Jamie Presley, to name a few.
Phil collins - Invisble Touch
Huey Lewis & The News - It's Alright
These songs brings back memories from my Cape Express soccer days. When we had sunday away games, our road trips with my dad(aka IKE ) would consist of music by Phil Collins, Fleetwood Mac, and any other old head that your parents could "Rage" to.
Jackson 5 - Stop the Love You Save
Hands down, the greatest entertainer to walk the earth. We already know his Number 1's, so I'll throw a sleeper at you young bucks, with a Jackson 5 jam.
Girl Talk - Play Your Part (PT. 1)
Big Ups to Tool's on bringing this panty dropping GOLD, to my attention. I just finished listening to their album feed the animals, and this album is a must-play at any party (this includes bar and bat mitzvahs).
The Celtics went into the All-star Break losing 13 of their last 22 games. (Much thanks, to not having the stones to close out sub par teams while having double digit leads, as they go into the 4th quarter). As they are showing drastic signs of the team just being to old. As it is slowly becoming Rajon Rondo's team, the time is now to make a move for this aging squad to contend for a title. And Ray Allen, it's time for you to change area codes......... again.
It's not like he had tenure with the Celtics anyway. Don't get me wrong, I loved it when the Big 3 was put together in the summer of 2007, the plan was to win a title in a 3 year window. And and they got it done in their first. And going into the 2007-2008 season, I was prepared for the Big 3, to not be together for more than 3 years. Well it's looking like 2.5 years. Being that Ray is 34 years old, with an expiring contract after this season, and has alot of minutes on his surgically repaired ankles. His days are numbered while daunting the green and white.
Danny Ainge needs to come to grips that even though Ray Allen is having his worst season as a pro right now, there is still very much he can get in return for Ray's services. And I'd be more than happy to send his ass to another city, for say Sacramento's SG Kevin Martin and F Andres Nocioni or Wizards Antwan Jamison. Any trade to make this team better right now. I'm not a hater on Ray but the shit he's trying to pull this season, isn't worth the $19 million he's making.
So thank you for your time Jesus Shuttlesworth, but your services are no longer needed.
But whatever deal GM Danny Ainge pulls off, the Face of Gatorade and Elite Swingman, Brian Scalabrine better not be included in any of the transactions. Like speed and instincts, you can't teach blue collar top shelf leadership, that's always coming off the bench.
Haven't posted in a week so I had to make up for it. This is the only hip hop I've listened to on a day to day basis for the past 8 months. Cudi is a Legend, which is why he's The Senior Vice President of Letmakeoves Enterprises, and I feel it's my job to get everyone on his tip (no homo).
Big chick + Ramp + Pull by A Jetski = Alotta Noise
Fat Boy of the week:
Mexican Cupid ???
" I Told You" of the week:
I told you guys i chatted with jessica alba on chatroulette. And that's not me, that's some other dude, which is why I can't go on that site anymore cause 1 out of every 3 times, theres a dude with his F*ck Stick out, and ur boi doesn't put from the rough, nah mean.
Merking of the week :
Fucking Ninjas !!!
Uh-Oh of the week:
Never have I ever ,seen someone get a first class lesson in eating shit.
Being that it's Valentines Day, we'll go with Heartbreakers star Jennifer Love Hewitt. Da Great White Hype said that she gave him a " party of one" in his pants. And with a rack like that, I can see why. She's been on your boy D-Nutz's top 5 list since she stole my heart, while appearing in John Mayer's Your Body Is A Wonderland music video.And broke my heart soon after i found out, that she was dating buthead of the year John Mayer. But now she's with Jamie Kennedy (yea i know).... pretty soon MTV will be out with a new reality show Jamie & Jenn Plus 10.
Kim Kardashian: oh well, Can I tie you down reggie ???
Reggie: " Know we've been 2gether for a MINNNNN-NETTTTTTT" but let me win this bowl first ,babe. Then we'll bring out the shackles.
It's Time for D-Nutz preview and prediction for Super Bowl XLIV.
It's been 16 years since his 49ers beat the Chargers 49-26 for their 5th Super Bowl Title. And I feel this decade will bring us atleast 2 appearences to the Bowl. But right now it's all about the Who Dat Saints Vs. The Indianapolis Peyton Manning's.
The Saints are making the franchises first appearance ever in a super bowl, and have no intentions on being complacent with just an NFC championship. They are led by Qb Drew " Cool" Brees, who is the backbone of leagues best offense. They're defense on the other hand can be suspect at times, but do make enough stops to ultimately win the game. The key to them winning, is to not let peyton manning merk their defense, and don't turn the pigskin over.
The Colts on the other hand, are the deserved favorites to win. They have one of the greatest Qb's ever leading them and key players who we're on the 2006 championship team still aboard. DE Dwight Freeney's ankle has been the topic of discussion, since injuring it in the AFC championship game 2 weeks ago. If he is on the field and healthy the Colts should bring home their 3rd Lombardi trophy, barring anymore injuries during the game and not turning the ball over as well.
This game is going to be decided by who makes less mistakes and basically BRINGS IT on sunday. Which is why I believe the offensive minded genius in Saints head coach Sean Payton, will create oppurtunities for the Super Bowls X-factor Reggie Bush, to get out in the open field and just let his natural talents and abilities loose on the colts defense and special teams.
Prediction:
Saints - 34
Colts - 27
Giving the city of New Orleans a long awaited, well deserved Super Bowl Championship. And by winning, they would also have a valid reason on why they already shut down schools and municipal courts on monday. WHO DAT !!!!
Styles brings his ring generalship and suaveness to the table, like always. Just ask Da Great White Hype, on how Style's right hook tastes. But whats got this team to their first Bowl, is that he knows how to rally the troops with his words of inspiration
VS
Porcupine Meets A Pineapple:
Key players: The Operation and Cock Diesel
The Operation brings a strong running game and knack for finding the hole(no homo) before it even opens up(again no homo). He has his offseason trainer and never say die attitude to thank for his success.
Cock Diesel brings another dimension to the offense, with his supple hands and tight end
( his words, not mine). He can stretch the field with his speed and leaping ability .
These 2 do play well together and are headaches for defensive coordinators when on offense, because their versatility is a miss match for any team.
Some say this will be a game for the ages, But Player/GM D-Nutz and his D-Birdz plan to unveil their secret weapon . While P.M.A.P. showcase what helped them get to where they are now.
Prediction:
Your Boy D-Nutz Doing alot of this :
It's going to be close all game, but I feel Cock Diesels supple hands will cost his team in the end, with a fumble in the red zone. As Icebox kicks the winning field goal as time expires.
