Whatta FAHHHKIN' Weekend !

New Nickname for Alli Farokhmanesh : 

Man Overboard..... Because he's WETTT !!!!

"FAROKHMANESHHHHH "

I never had so much fun staying in the house for 4 days while the weather was in the 70's, all my time spent watching basketball. Those four days consisted of upsets, buzzer beaters, bottles of pepto-bismol, deals with the devil, and alot of people resenting the fact that they selected Kansas to be the last team standing. SUCKKKKAAASSS !!!!

The Buthead crying is red shirt senior Mario Little. Grow a fucking set bro. You haven't played a minute all year, if you're going to put on a scene like that, at least get on the stat sheet this year.

 

After the first weekend of games, it figures that the kid who would be popping the question to his queen this weekend (Congrats again DJ), would be sitting atop the standings in first place for the Letsmakemoves Enterprises Bracket Challenge. But like every other buthead, he took Kansas who lost in the 2nd round, in  a shocking upset to the living legend guard Alli Farokhmanesh and the man who's mutton cops are as serious as his PPG in Lucas O'Rear.

Your boy D-Nutz is tied for 19th place, laugh now but as long as Baylor, Cuse, and Kentucky make moves into the Final Four and Kentucky Wins the Chip, expect a parade down 96th in Stone harbor sometime in the first weeks of April, for your boy.  As for my  sleeper pick to make the title game in the Hoyas of G'town, it took 97 points from a Mid-major in OHIO U to beat my dogs. And that's what it takes to beat my Top Shelf Bracket, you have to put up heavenly numbers to defeat D-Nutz . The only true threat to my soon Bracket Crown is Suga Shane, who boldly went with Syracuse and Duke in the final game, with Syracuse winning. It could happen, just like a night of regret with these chicks could happen.

Along with Northern Iowa, Ivy League Champions Cornell Big Red and WCC Tourney Champ's Saint Marys Gails, are also the Cinderella stories of the tournament in making the sweet 16. (Butler has been badass all year, and washington though an 11 seed are in the Pac-10) Cornell, led  by another Rain Man in guard Ryan Wittman (below) has their biggest game in their programs history coming up against your boys Kentucky Wildcats, who I believe will beat the Big Red by double digits.

The Gail's of St. Mary's will ride their Egyptian Pharaoh (plays in Low-Tops) who's arguably the MVP of the tournament in Center Omar Sanhan (right), as they play a very athletic Baylor Bears team that I expect to win and be in Indianapolis next weekend. Out of all the cinderella's, I love Northern Iowa's chances of making the Final Four. They're hot( not homo), play a very average Michigan St. team without their leader Kalin Lucas, (torn achilles) and with their make-up they show glimpses of the Celtics teams in the 80's, by  having a platoon of white guys that play together(always a plus). 

Bold Prediction: Washington over West Virgina

Other Players to Watch:

Washington: Quincy Pondexter

Baylor: Lacedarius Dunn

K-State: Jacob Pullen

Purdue: Chris Kramer