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49ers Draft Recap....

How do I feel after the 49ers 2010 Draft ???

....... Like Merton going in for 6 on MNF in the VET.

If you had to pick one word to describe the players that the 49ers drafted in 2010. It would be "BEASTS ". In head coach Mike Singletary's second draft, he admitted he had  more of an influence on picking his"BEASTS". And tended to draft players that resembled his style of play when he was working on his hall of fame career as a LB with the Bears. 

Going into the draft, I was already convinced with the other 3 teams in the NFC West(rams,card's,seahawks), no matter how much they improved their squads, that the 49ers already had the Division in 2010 on lock down. Now after 7 rounds of 32 teams picking amataeurs, the 49ers had their best draft in as many years and were ranked #3 by sportsnation as to having the best draft in 2010. God is Good.

A closer look at the players who will help the "Bay Bombers" rap up that #2 seed in the NFC. 

1st Round:

#11 Overall OT - Anthony Davis- Rutgers

#17 Overall OG - Mike Iupati - Idaho 

I knew we were going to spend a first round pick on a fat boy, well we ended up spending both first round picks on " tub's of fun". Picking two very physical rookies, who will most certainly be starters in week 1, these "BEASTS" beef up the O-line that has All-pro potential. And you can bet that Qb Alex Smith will have the cleanest uniform in the pro's after 16 games.  

Second Round:

#49 Overall-Safety, Taylor"FUCKING" Mays -USC

If you think I'm getting off on writing this next paragraph. You're correct. I called it last year that 9ers would get WR Michael Crabtree. And I felt it this year that the Good Guys in Red & Gold would get heavy hitter T-Mays. Although his coverage game needs mad work, this dude has one intention when he's on the field. It's to knock your F*cking Dome Off !!! With FS Michael Lewis getting older and injury prone, Mays will have plenty of oppurtunities to lay the lumber on half ass N*ggas. (no homo). Teaming up with Dashon Goldson in the backfield, the 49ers elite defense just got the 3 B's...... Bigger, Badder, and Blacker. Again, God is Good.

......a-MAYS-ing 

3rd Round:

#91 Overall -LB Navorro Bowman - Penn State.

And the already deep(no homo) linebacking core gets even deeper(no brokeback). Bowman was a 3rd round selection, because he was one of the very few who got caught with using " Bob Marley" and I'm not talking about a compact disc. He has the skills and potential as a first rounder, but his off the field issues obviously just cost him millions. 

6th Round: ( 3 selections)

#173 Overall- RB Anthony Dixon - Miss. St

At 6'0 and weighing in at 233lbs. This kid is a MONSTER !!! Now imagine him running behind a ridiculously nasty O-line that the 9ers have now. While coming in on 3rd down and Goal line situations after the opposing defense just got done dealing with starting RB Frank Gore. Again, God is Good.

#182 Overall - TE Nate Byham - Pitt

The best blocking TE in the draft ? Affirmative. With already owning the best TE in the game with Vernon Davis, this just adds more options for this Bomb squad with 2 TE sets. This kid has no intentions of catching the football or even scoring Td's, all he wants to do is hurt you and draw blood. May I remind you, this kid is playing on the offensive side of the ball. BEAST !!!

#206 OVERALL - WR Kyle Williams - Arizona St.

Lacking size and often telegraphing his routes, this kid has one thing that coaches can't teach. SPEED!!! I'd imagine he'd be working in as a slot reciever. And along with newly aquired Ted Ginn Jr. will be just another weapon for Qb Alex Smith and the vertical game.

In conclusion, I've patiently waited 8 dreadful and forgetful seasons, to finally say this again.................. THE 49ERS ARE SUPER BOWL CONTENDERS!!!!

So after 5 Super Bowl Titles....

.......and if you disagree. Than you need a check up, from the neck up !!!

49ers Draft 2010

a year ago......

And only just playing half a season, glimpses of greatness were shown in year 1

With numerous rumors surrounding the 49ers and what they're going to do with their 2 first round draft picks (13th and 17th overall), your boy D-Nutz is going to go over the best and worst case scenario's for the 49ers draft.

Worst Case Scenario:

13th pick: QB Jimmy Clausen - Notre Dame

Qb is a glamour position, and this kid looks like he got beaten with the bad end of an ugly stick. He got his ass kicked on his own campus, because he's a punk. And if the 9ers draft his ass, I will off myslef Suddam Style.

17th pick: Trading the pick to the Eagles

It's been highly speculated, that the birds want to trade up from the #24 pick into the mid- teens (no roethlisberger) and draft a Defensive back. It's a worst case scenario, because My favorite team is helping a franchise I despise. So why the hell would I want to help them improve ? October 10, 2010 a.d. can't come soon enough.

Best Case Scenario:

13th pick: Trade the pick to the Steelers, for Big(no homo) Ben Roethlisberger.

9ers become 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, Time Super Bowl Champions. The End.

17th Pick: Safety Earl Thomas - Texas

DB Nate Clements is 30-years old now, and hasn't lived up to being the highest paid Corner back in the game. Thomas is a beast and would fit perfectly in Head Coach Mike Singleatry's system.

What I think is going to happen:

13th Pick: CB Joe Haden - Florida

The best Cornerback in this years draft, and has grown comparisons to Antoine Winfield, makes him a perfect fit in San Francisco.

17th Pick: Some fat shit to block for QB Alex Smith.

( no pic, because I just don't care and am not excited about the O-Line)

The first round is loaded (pun) with top notch Offensive tackles. And I'm pretty sure the 9ers will be taking one of them, I'll say Fat Boy Anthony Davis out of Rutgers will be the pick.

2nd Round: 

49th (pun) pick : RB Jahvid Best - California

Pro-bowl RB Frank Gore( from ???........ THE U ) has been a workhorse for the 49ers offense the last 3-4 years. Although only being 26-years old, with allot still left in the tank, it's time for the Red & Gold to acquire a change of pace running back and to lighten the load for " Franky Baby".

Sleeper pick for this year draft:

WR Andre Roberts - Citadel

Another small school gem. Roberts last year had 77 catches for 792 yards with 7 TD's. Although only 5'11 ( in height), he has all the makings to hold his own in the NFL and be a potential beast for whoever draft's for his services.

Viddys of the week

Snoop & Kid Cudi - That Tree

Also Check out Kid Cudi & Snoop - I Do My Thing.

Tubby getting antiqued after eating shit just takes the cake.

Another Legendary song to play in the shower while sipp'n on Andre's Pink Champagne before you go out for the night.

Playoffs !!!!!!!

Spring is here and that means both my Bruins and Celtics take another stabb at having a parade down Tremont St.

Celtics:

The C's have had an up and down season all year. They've played up to the level of their competition all season. Going into this year, all I wanted was this team to be healthy going into the playoffs, and my wish has been granted. Now that " Red 44" got through the 82 game season unscathed while riding the Pine ( no homo), he can now drop J's in N*ggas faces !!! 

Noticing that against less than average teams, the C's play has been lack- a -dazeical. And when big games come around, say on National TV, they really do seem to just flip the switch, and make moves. As a fan I'm ok with them "sandbagg'n" all year ( losing a game to the nets and going 3-1 against the sixers is unforgivable). The only team in the East that I'm terrified of facing are the Atlanta Hawks, who went 4-0 against the Celt's this year, and wouldn't meet until the Eastern finals. But mainly, the good guys in Green are healthy and like I predicted they will go 7 games in the Eastern Conference Finals. Any further would exceed my expectations. 

.....8 year old Daylon Trotman aka The Celtics good luck charm.

NBA Playoff Prediction:

 

East Finals - Magic over Celtics in 7

West Finals - Nuggets over Lakers in 6

Finals - Nuggets over Magic in 6

Bruins:

38 years and counting

Besides being awarded the #2 pick in June's Super Draft last night. ( Future Beasts, Taylor Hall or Tyler Seguin, Welcome.). The B's were expected this season to take the next step in being one of the Leagues elite and validate their #1 seed of a year ago. Well injury plagued all year and having not one  30 goal srorer, they did the exact opposite. It seemed like every time a player sneezed, he'd be out 2- 3 weeks with a sprained hip flexer or injured oblique. Still with their style of play keeping them in every game( blue-collar), and honing one of leagues worst teams in putting the puck in the net, they somehow were able to snag the 6th seed in the East. 

...........EEEEEWWWWWWWW

The B's draw their divsion rival Buffalo Sabres which starts Thursday. Though without blue liner Dennis Seidenberg and arguably their best player in C Marc Savaard for the rest of the season, I still love this matchup for the B's. They took 4 of 6 games from the Sabres this year, and Goalie Tuuka Rask who is on fire right now holds a 3-1 record against Sabres goalie and U.S. winter olympic hero Ryan Miller. Put it this way, with both teams offenses very stagnant. The team with the better goalie will move on. 

And with the B's in my eyes playing their best hockey of the year, winning 5 of their last 7, they could very well have that cinderella run to the Stanley Cup Finals like the '06 Oilers or the '03 Mighty Ducks. But if they do make the run I so hope to see this spring, it'll all start with the "TAKE NO-BULLSHIT KICK-ASS" play of winger Milan Lucic.

Stanley Cup Playoff predictions:

Prince of Wales Conference (East) - Bruins over Flyers in 7

( I see myself losing allot of good friends if my hypothesis is correct)

Clarence Campbell Conference (West) - Blackhawks over Red Wings in 7

Finals: Blackawks over Bruins in 7

It's been exactly 20 years since the B's were in the Finals and 18 years for the 'hawks. Like I always say, " Nothing Ever Stays the Same". 

Playoffs are here so.....

GET UP !!!!!!!

Bracket Crown King...

Congrat's again to the Letsmakemoves Bracket Crown King Himself, Chris yecco aka Big Bird. Big bird is as the betting world would call " smart money" a "wiseguy", his action is always turned down by Vegas Casino bookmakers, due to the fact he picks WINNNERS !!! Your Boy, dirty peanutz, knowingly of his impressive record in picking games, took his NCAA Bracket action, and turned right around and made a large profit off of " THE BOOKIE "*. 

Yecco won a pair of Phillies tickets for this season, probably against the Pirates. And I might hit up a toy store to mail Yecco a championship belt or Crown. (I'll hit up Burger King for the crown). But Thank you again for everyone that participated.

* The Bookie is notoriously well known in the greater Philadelphia area. People that have heard of him, knows that he runs shit from Maine to Miami. Betting lines all over the East coast aren't moved without his approval. While sporting his patented Jeff cap, he can be found posted up @ Nick's roast beef in the 215 or outside Geno's ripping off high schooler's by charging them 3 bucks a loosey (cigarette).  The Bookie is never afraid of action, action is afraid of "The Bookie". 

( i don't gamble, its all a joke referring to a friend. most of it isn't true)

Vidddy's of the week

After 1 game into this season, I have found my new favorite player. It's 20 year old Jason Heyward out of Ridgewood, NJ, and he is the next Big Thing !!!  Yesterday when I made it a point to watch his first at bat in the bigs, i said to myself before he even stepped up to the plate,  "he's going to smash the laces out of that ball." And he did just that, making him the Letmakesmove's franchise player for the next 15 years.

Shout out to my little brother Noodles for bringing this Epic Music Video to my attention.